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ʟᴏxʟᴇʏ ( ᴄʜɪᴠᴀʟʀʏ ). ([personal profile] charmoffensive) wrote2019-10-19 02:48 pm

fade rift. inbox.

crystal / correspondence / action
sulahnan: (019)

action; post-rift nonsense

[personal profile] sulahnan 2020-02-13 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So maybe she's incorrigible.

Athessa catches up to Loxley some day, back in Kirkwall or about the Gallows, jogging until she can fall in stride beside him and very casually flash him a smile at the same moment she tries - and it is an attempt, never successful - to tuck her hair behind her ear. ]


I got somethin' for ya.
sulahnan: (044)

[personal profile] sulahnan 2020-02-14 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhmm.

[ She produces from her pack a little jar, wrapped in a cloth and tied with string. ]

Horn balm is kinda hard to find this far south [ She offers it to him ] so I made some myself. Consider it a thank-you, for your dashing heroics.
Edited 2020-02-14 16:45 (UTC)
sulahnan: (pursed)

[personal profile] sulahnan 2020-02-15 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Answers the question of whether he's a rifter or a qunari with an anchor, that. ]

Don't your horns get itchy?
bouchonne: (sardonic)

crystal

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-02-15 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His voice is quite dry. ]

I have been informed in no uncertain terms that I am a fool if I don't give you another chance.
Edited 2020-02-15 14:44 (UTC)
bouchonne: (considering)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-02-15 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose that depends. Are you better over the crystals than you are in person?
bouchonne: (droll)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-02-15 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't send you from my office, good man. You were the one who gave up.
bouchonne: (slap him)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-02-15 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The smile is audible through the crystal. ]

Perhaps. But dear fellow - I do not mean to throw my weight around; you really must forgive me for the indelicacy of it. It turns my stomach a little. But you are aware that I am the head of the Diplomacy division, yes?
bouchonne: (droll)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-02-15 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
This is official business, is it not? You approached me in the office, after all. Was I mistaken? - If indeed I was mistaken, and you were simply approaching me as Byerly, then I must apologize most humbly, as your conduct would have been perfectly appropriate. However, approaching the head of the division requires a rather different level of deference. Do you comprehend?
bouchonne: (ummm?????)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-02-15 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A snort. ]

Friend, Byerly Rutyer would meet with a man like you and share a drink with him. Cozy up. On the contrary: Byerly would have been quite pleasant. Ambassador Rutyer, on the other hand, is rather obligated to test all comers, as Flint would test their sword arm, the Provost would test their memory and eye, and the Scoutmaster would test their courage and subtlety. Shall I detail my tasks, and your performance on the ones you actually completed before giving up?
bouchonne: (sardonic)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-02-16 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
How many do you suppose came in claiming that he had the ability to befriend every enemy that had ever been set before him? And how many do you suppose came in pretending at power? I needed you to demonstrate that you weren't simply some prideful little fop who'd skated by all his life on moderate charm, who'd extracted himself from a few fights using his long eyelashes and his pretty pout and a few well-placed words, and who'd allowed his pride to convince him that this made him ready to be a diplomat. Not just a diplomat, a leader in our ranks.

So I asked you to prove your skills. I asked you to bend. You have proven yourself, so far, incapable.
Edited 2020-02-16 00:00 (UTC)
bouchonne: (contemptuous)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-02-16 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Seeking to protect all of Rifter-kind, I suppose?
bouchonne: (droll)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-02-16 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yes. No doubt. The issue is, my dear fellow, that intention is actually only a rather small fraction of what makes a man qualified.
bouchonne: (amused)

[personal profile] bouchonne 2020-02-16 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ A light snort. ]

How would dancing to impress another ever be weakness?

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